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  • You dont want the usual?_英语笑话

    A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde woman walked in and took a seat at the bar.
    She ordered up a Coors and sat there drinking for a while.

    Suddenly, the woman passed out cold on the stool. The bartender had a sudden thought, and so he cautiously looked around.

    Seeing that no one was around, he closed up the bar, and took advantage of the situation.

    The next night, the bartender was, again, working the late shift, but some of his friends stopped by, so he told them
    about the previous night and his good time with the blonde woman. All of a sudden, the blonde walks in again. The bartender motions to his friends that she is the same lady. The
    lady sits down at the bar and orders another Coors. Eventually, she passes out. The bartender closes up shop, and him and all
    his friends take their turns.

    The next night, the bartender is working the late shift. His friends show up, with all of their friends, and so there is a huge crowd in the bar. The woman walks in again, orders a
    Coors, drinks it, and then passes out. So, the barender closes up shop, and everyone has a turn.

    The next night, even more people are waiting at the bar. The woman walks in and orders a Budweiser.

    The bartender, his plans foiled, asks, "You don't want the usual?"

    She looks at him for a minute and shakes her head. "No. Coors makes my pussy sore!"

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