英语动物笑话
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简介：ThereoncewasasnailthatwantedtobuyaNissanZcar.So,hewenttoadealershipandboughtacar."But...
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简介：Abearandarabbitaretakingadumpinthewoods.Thebearturnstotherabbitandasks,"Doyouhaveapro...
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简介：There'sthisfellawithaparrot.Andthisparrotswearslikeanoldsalt,Imeanhe'sapistol.Hecansw...
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简介：Oncetherewasagolferwhosedrivelandedonananthill.Ratherthanmovetheball,hedecidedtohitit...
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简介：LittleNancywasinthegardenfillinginaholewhenherneighborpeeredoverthefence.Interestedin...
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简介：Thisguywalksintoabarnearaconcerthallwithanoctopusunderhisarmandsays,"I'llbetanyofyout...
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简介：Onedayanoutofworkmimeisvisitingthezooandattemptstoearnsomemoneyasastreetperformer.How...
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简介：Thisguywalksintoabarwithhisgoldenretriever."Hey,canIgetadrinkonthehouseifmydogtalksfo...
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简介：Amanrunsintothevet'sofficecarryinghisdog,screamingforhelp.Thevetrusheshimbacktoanexam...
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简介：Amanabsolutelyhatedhiswife'scatanddecidedtogetridofhimonedaybydrivinghim20blocksfromh...
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简介：AfrogtelephonesthePsychicHotlineandistold,"Youaregoingtomeetabeautifulyounggirlwhowil...
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简介：HarrysaystohispetparrotSmitty,"Whatdoyouwantforyourbirthday?"Smittysays,"Iwanttogetla...
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简介：Twoguysinajunglecomearoundacornerandmeetalionhead-onpawingtheground.Oneguyeversocaref...
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简介：DAY752Mycaptorscontinuetotauntmewithbizarrelittledanglingobjects.Theydinelavishlyonfr...
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简介：Therewasthisfish,andthisfishwaswatchingafly,thefishwantedtheflytodropsixinchessohecou...
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简介：ItwasSaturdaymorningasJake,anavidhunter,wokeupreadytogobagthefirstdeeroftheseason.Hew...
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简介：Q:Whatdoyouknowwhenyouseethreeelephantswalkingdownthestreetwearingpinksweatshirts?A:T...
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简介：EverynationhastowriteabookabouttheElephant:TheFrenchbook-TheSexLifeoftheElephantor:10...
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简介：Onedayatravelingsalesmanwasdrivingdownabackcountryroadatabout30mphwhenhenoticedthatth...
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简介：Amandrivestoagasstationandhashistankfilledup.Thegaspumperspotstwopenguinssittinginthe...
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简介：Aboyawokeandwantedbreakfastsohetoldhismother.Shesaid,"Notuntilyoufeedtheanimals."Theb...
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简介：Ayoungmaniswanderingaroundthezoolookingattheanimals.Hesuddenlyremembersaboutanappoint...
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简介：Ahorseandachickenareplayinginameadow.Thehorsefallsintoamudholeandissinking.Hecallstot...
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简介：Thereoncewasanonconformistbirdthatdecidednottoflysouthforthewinter.Hesaid"I'vehadenou...
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简介：DuringtheSuperBowl,therewasanotherfootballgameofnotebetweenthebiganimalsandthelittlea...
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简介：Amanrushedintotheveterinarian'sofficecarryinghisdog,thoroughlydistraught.Thevetexamin...
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简介：ACaptainintheforeignlegionwastransferredtoadesertoutpost.Onhisorientationtourhenotice...
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简介：Abutcherinhisshop,andhe'srealbusy,andhenoticesadogintheshop.Heshooshimaway.Butlater,h...
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简介：Anurseryschoolteacherwasdeliveringastationwagonfullofkidshomeonedaywhenafiretruckzoom...
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简介：AmalewhaleandafemalewhalewereswimmingoffthecoastofJapanwhentheynoticedawhalingship.Th...