英汉双语笑话
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简介：AFishThatWalks Everyoneknowsthatfishcanswim.Butthereisaspecialkindoffishthatcanalso"...
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简介：Acouplewascelebratingtheirgoldenweddinganniversary.Theirdomestictranquillity*hadlongb...
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简介：fatmanandaskinnymanwerearguingaboutwhowasthemorepolite.Theskinnymansaidhewasmorepolit...
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简介：A:Ihavetheperfectson.B:Doeshesmoke?A:No,hedoesn't.B:Doeshedrinkwhiskey?A:No,hedoesn't...
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简介：TwoAmericanslaidawreath(花圈）onacomrade'sgraveandsaw,nearby,aJapaneselayingriceonthegra...
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简介：Patient:I'msofrightened,thisismyfirstoperation.Surgeon:Iknowjusthowyoufeel.Thisismyfi...
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简介：ExcitedRemarks Ourson,atageoffive,hadafascinationformotorcycles.Thesightofonewouldal...
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简介：Comparison Geoffreysaystohisfather（whoislookingathisson’sreportcard）."SoIdon&r...
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简介：ConductandCourtesyFather:TheschoolreportgivesyouaDforconductandanAforcourtesy.Howdidy...
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简介：IHopeSo Neighbour:Doyouthinkyoursonwillforgetallhelearnedatcollege? Father:Ihopeso-...
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简介：ThankGoodness!Father:Whatdidyousay?Emma:Isaidyes--thenshesaid,"Thankgoodness!"谢天谢地!埃玛...
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简介：SharingtheApples Harrywasgiventwoapples,asmalloneandalargeone,byhisMum."Sharethemwit...
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简介：ICaughtEveryStep Mr.Brownwasreadinghiseveningpaperwhentherecameatremendousbangingdow...
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简介：FortheDog ThefamilyseatedinarestauranthadfinishedtheirdinnerwhenFatherCalledoverthew...
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简介：ToBuyaVideo Amosaskedhismotherwhethertheycouldhaveavideo. "I’mafraidwecan&rsq...
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简介：Compliment "Larry!Comehere!"saidhisfuriousmother,puttingthetelephonedown,"I’ve...
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简介：Englishman Once,lateatnight,anEnglishmancameoutofhisroomintothecorridorofahotelandas...
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简介：TheFourthElement Teacher:Whatarethefourelementofnature? Student:Fire,air,earth,and....
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简介：TheClimateofNewZealand Teacher:Matthew,whatistheclimateofNewZealand? Matthew:VeryCo...
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简介：IHaveHisEarinMyPocket Ivancamehomewithabloodynoseandhismotherasked,"Whathappened?" ...
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简介：BoxingandRunningDanisteachinghissonhowtobox.Ashedoesso,helefthisfriend,"Thisisatoughw...
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简介：Makeyourfortune"Howdidyoumakeyourfortune?""Ibecamethepartnerofarichman.Hehadthemoneya...
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简介：Lawyers Adrunkstandsupinabarandshouts,"AllLawyersarescumbags".Anotherdrunkstandsupan...
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简介：fishsayWhatdidthefishsaywhenheswamintoacementwall?"dam!!!" 鱼说当鱼游进一个水泥墙里面的时候，鱼会说什么?"水...
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简介：WhydiditmakeyoulateMikewaslateforschool.Hesaidtohisteacher,Mr.Black,“Excusemefo...
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简介：Correct Teacher:Jimmy,whatarethethreewordswhichpupilsusemostoftenatschool? Jimmy:Idon...
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简介：TheLooneyBin Lateonenightattheinsaneasylum(疯人院）oneinmateshouted,"IamNapoleon!”...
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简介：AManofActions AcrowdofstudentwasgatheredonthecampusofOxfordUniversity.“Youcanh...
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简介：Whodoyouthinkyouare? Thebuswascrowded,andasonemoremantriedtogeton,thepassengerswould...
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简介：ifIAmaManager Onedayinclass,theteacherassignedhisstudentstowriteacomposition–i...
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